Funny Jokes
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Father:kia baat hai beta q ro rahe ho?
Mujhe batao main tumhara dost b tu hoon!
Son: abey yar teri biwi ne mara hai...
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Teacher: Tumhary Ghar me Sab se Bahadur Kon Hai? Bacha: Choha
Teacher: Wo Kese?
Bacha: Hum Abbu se Dartay Hen, Abbu Ammi Se Darte Hain Aur Ammi Chohay Se Darti Hain.
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
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1 larka dosre larke se:
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya...
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Husband biwi se Phone par:"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi (ghussay se):"Zeher"
Husband:kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga
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Teacher ne Bachon se Kaha:
"Jab hum Student They to Bohat Laiq They."
1 Bachy Ne Masoomiyat Se Kaha:
"Aap ko Teacher Qabil Mil Gaye Hon Gey."
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Q: What's the difference between complete and finished?
A: If you find a good Wife, you are complete,
otherwise you are finishEd
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Be-izzati No 1
1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha
Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra
Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen
Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U
Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam
Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . .
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